Who Wants To See The Phanatic's Exploding Hot Dog?

Given that the Phillies are still trying to make the playoffs, it makes perfect sense then that terrorists would target Citizen's Bank Park. All terrorists are Mets fans. This is well known.

So when a tinfoil package was found outside the park the other night, wrapped in duct tape, the bomb squad was called in to handle the situation.

Hours before the Phillies-Braves game on Wednesday night, a film crew shot a commercial of the mascot shooting heavily wrapped hot dogs from a launcher.

But someone inadvertently left three of the duct-taped hot dogs outside
the ballpark, sparking security fears. Stadium employees were evacuated, and
the bomb squad was called in. Only after the packages were blown up did
authorities realize they had just exploded some sausages.

Can't be too careful about these things.